our new best friends (too soon guys?) from http://thrashingteens.tv/ have just chucked up a review of our launch party/issue four

BAT FACT: Most bats only give birth to 1 pup per year, making them very vulnerable to extinction.

This useless fact certainly doesn't apply to the girls behind BATS Magazine, who just popped out their 4th epic love-child in 8 months. And the girls don't just stop at putting utterly hilarious words to paper, neigh! To coincide with the release of the new issue, they decided to throw an all ages launch party, which we at Thrashingteens dubbed 'indie kindy'. Now we aren't overly old (just scrapping in on the 'teens' nomenclature) but we felt like fucking dinosaurs. We may as well have rocked up with portable I.V drips and zimmer frames... But the kids were fucking ruling. Dude when I was 16 I was shit. I can't remeber what I did back then but it sure as fuck didn't contain running a magazine and throwing sweet-ass parties.


click here to read more

here are two photos of us being interviewed by the cool dudes
(we annoyed them made them delete heaps because we are very fussy.. and for that we are very sorry)




anyway be sure to stay tuned to these thrashers with an incredibly killer taste in music
let their blog be your bible as to what music you should listen to and what gigs you should go to and all other things cool and dope
click the image below! wahoo
heaps of (really good) photos from our launch taken by Alex Wall at up at http://takennever.com/

here a few, but click here to see all the pictures
invite him to your party
"a great way to make a memory last longer"

no idea what i'm talking about, but check it:







just uploaded a bunch of photos from yesterday on our myspace
though there are heaps more to come so stay tuned.... watch this space


click here to view them











Issue Four: The Nightmare Issue is of course, out now!
get it in stores (for free) at
The Outpost
Boxvintage
Ninelives
Violent Green
Dirtbox

however, I just finished uploading the pdf version for all you interstate/overseas readers/people who can't wait to get a hard copy/don't like to leave their home

click the picture below to download it:

email the link to your friend! spread that shit
once again, words can not describe how thankful we are

yet they will have to do, and we have a long list of people to thank:



everyone who bought a $5 cat from danny (thanks so much, he made a lot of money and was very happy.. which coincidentally made us happy, so thank you), matt rabbidge, everyone who helped set up and clean up afterwards, Genevieve for being a door bitch, and all the other girls for being door bitches, Red Bull for giving us lots of free drinks and "energy hits" (thanks to whoever actually made them come... as I don't know how they got my number), thanks for all the bands who played (seriously "we could not have done it without you".. no really we couldn't), thank you to all the artists and photographers that exhibited their AMAZING work, thank you to adelaide for painting people's faces and for providing the canvas which ended up being covered in dick and balls and other such profanities (and which now resides in my room, thank you) thanks jordan for letting us use your ipod because the dj was sick, thanks to Fourthousand.com.au, thank you THRASHINGTEENS.TV !!!, thanks to everyone who bought our merchandise/donated (sorry we didn't make more bags), thank you to everyone's kind words and support (as lame as that sounds), thank you to the people who came incredibly late but still made it (eventually) and yeah just thank you everyone for coming!

it was a big turn out, and heaps swell

please tell us if you actually like our fourth issue! as that was the point of the launch

anyway, i have lots and lots of photos on my camera to sort through, and heaps of other people will be uploading some soon

stay tuned



congratulations to winners Samantha Stefanou and Sam Lindley who won the double passes for tomorrow!

SEE YOU AT THE EXPO!!!
the lovely Kathlenn has done a writeup on our launch party on the 4zzz blog

click here to read it

this is officially the first time I've been quoted too

so here is a quote of the quote of me from the post:

"Going from 12 until 5pm, the party is celebrating the release of their Nightmare issue with some good old fashioned fun, including an art and photography exhibition and performances from Idle Cranes, Last Dinosaurs, Comic Sans (the band not the font), Teleprompter and We Were Arks, as well as the Wolfgang DJ’s. If this isn’t enough for you, there’ll also be fairy lights, Bewitched and the opportunity to have your photo taken with Harry Potter (or his cardboard twin at least). If the thought of a statuesque 2D version of HP has you a little bit concerned, one of the BATS Kelsey reassuringly says, “It’s our party… so people can’t judge us.”

ahahaha oh dear, this isn't going to look good on my resume

we launch tomorrow! see you all there!
come early/when it starts
first band kicks off shortly after doors open (at 12 pm)
what's up? (that's a rhetorical question.. as i can't hear your answer)

we have been featured again in this week's issue of Fourthousand!

and thanks to them and us (obviously), we have two double passes to giveaway to our launch party this weekend!!! wahoo

to read more of the review and to find out how to win the passes: click on the image
below

come along to the Rockschool Challenge Final at Southbank Institute of Technology next wednesday the 3rd of June to support finalists Dirtybird



other finalists include: 
bangers & mash 
eternal rest
shotgun daisy
sky writer

however, Dirtybird are awesome (think an angrier, younger Violent Soho)
and I haven't listened to the other bands.. so....

winners are somewhat based on the crowd's reaction, so come along and fucking start a circle pit or some shit during Dirtybird's performance


check the poster for details:



we had a makeover
not us (physically as people), but our type/name/whatever

this fucking cool piece down below is done by Luke Roberston
check him out at his blog or myspace
and get him to make your posters, logos, banners and everything really

(click on image to enlarge)


XOZ

Aussame Teens are the Australian verison of Same Teens in Manchester
and they have just realised the first issue of their e-zine XOZ... and it's awesome

the e-mag is based in melbourne, however we did nottice that issue one included a lot of familiar talented brisbane/gold coast artists: Alisa, Ebony (and her Paper People Project), Bejamin Cotgrove, a fashion shoot by Sophie Richards, Avaberee, Last Dinosaurs and The Cairos and even us!

please have a read of their first issue, click here to see it


all 5 of us are even on the front cover too... australia is fucking small
hello, here is a preview of some of the exhibiting artists/photographers for our launch party on the 30th
suprisingly enough..they are all girls! Not like we are annoying feminists or anything... it was purely concidental, I swear

(click on images to enlarge)

Jess Rampling:



Kate Rampling:



Adelaide Short:


Shaneene





Ebony - The Paper People Project:

WIN

thanks to our winged friends, we have a double pass to MOTH to giveaway

email batsmagazine@live.com.au with the subject as 'MOTH' + your first name + last name inside
(stricly 18 plus event sorry kids)

come to this on friday to see some good shit like this:
















and this:
show last night at ninelives looked amazing, great setup go check it out over the weekend
artists: Rob Scott and Georg


RSVP/details on
myspace: here
facebook: here

spread that shit around town.. tell you friends, neighbours, folks and enemies!


make sure you go to the next instalment of moth
first launch was a killer sold out party
mark it in your diaries or pocket organisers or whatever
come to the opening of this exhibition of Rob Scott and Georg on friday... Georg is our featured artist for our 4th issue (out 30th May)
we'll be thurrrrr

hey boys and girls and respective adults

we will be launching our 4th issue on Saturday the 30th of May
it will be an afternoon show at Ahimsa House
so keep that date free / call in sick to work / cancel all "hot dates" / get out of any family commitments

details, times, bands and other details will be COMING SOON

this is just a heads up

we will also be having art and photography on display
send your shit in to batsmagazine@live.com.au
winter is fast approaching, but our featured designer, HUMiLiTY COUTURE are launching their summer range



it's ALL AGES and it's for a GOOD CAUSE!
no excuse not to go, unless you're like us and don't know where varisty is... (google maps will surely fix that)
other night caught some amazing bands at the Old Museum
ALL of the bands were fantastic... not for one moment was I disappointed, disgusted or outraged... except for when they projected some "art" films on the ceiling in between the sets
seriously that was some disturbing shit (a woman sitting in a box full of cereal.. another shaving her face)

highlights include Mr. Maps (of course), Idle Cranes and Villains of Wilhelm (for pissing the stage crew off)

pictures by kelso (kelsey) are on http://www.fasterlouder.com.au/ but here are a few anyway






very good show on tomorrow night.. and it's the best of both worlds: all ages AND liscened

everyone should go! (i know i am oh ho ho)

WE WANT YOU to contribute to our 4th issue

send your words, photography and art to batsmagazine@live.com.au

notes:
- we do not want band/gig photography
- we do not want poetry or anything to do with politics
- we DO want funny/interesting articles that may not make sense
- we DO want anything to do with cats

basically, if we like your shit - we'll put it in



P.S. all advertising spots within our 4th issue are all taken
however if you wish to advertise on our blog, please send us an email at batsmagazine@live.com.au
the three eldest bats (kelsey, rachael and emily) are back from their roadtrip to lismore/nimbin/country NSW

a few snaps to summarise the trip
you can view more photos on our flickr