i know a lot of you people are going to The Big O
so a lot of you people should go to THE OFFICIAL Big O afterparty presented by FANS

the last FANS was fantastic
and if this one is anything short of brilliant (unlikely), seek revenge and/or commit suicide

i'm bummed because we can't attend
due to the fact that one of our fellow bats, rachael, has turned 18 and we will be celebrating it with her in the only way known possible (getting maggot in sci fi costumes)
send her your birthday wishes you inconsiderate scum